"the bulge"As you may recall, I've been sleeping on an air mattress since moving into the apartment seven months ago. The first air mattress started to die about a month ago and now the second one is about explode (see above).
Finally, I ordered a real bed to be delivered next Saturday. Sorry to admit it, but I feel quite guilty about the purchase for the reasons I mentioned previously. However, what am I supposed to do? Have a heart-attack in the middle of the night when the thing blows? Sleep on the floor or sick-cat-vomit-ridden futon? As much Call of Duty 3 I've been playing lately, I'd probably leap through the air yelling "INCOMMMIINNGG!" ...that would get the neighbors going.
Despite my shame, when I look at the picture above I can't help but to get a good laugh at the ridiculousness of me thinking I can continue sleeping in this type of situation! As if I do not have enough back problems as it is! Hell, I'm the one who gave up the FURNISHED HOUSE so don't I deserve a freakin' bed?! It's like, if someone pokes me in the eye then I would ask "did that feel good, you can do it again if it helps you."
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OMG!!!!
My air mattress is doing the EXACT same thing!
I turn around in my sleep to hold it like its another being laying in my bed with me. hahahahahaha
Mattress comes next week. Thank heavens.
Heheheh, too funny! I got a good laugh over the ridiculous looking thing.
I think there are different pockets inside of the mattress and they are going out one by one.
I let the air out and am going to return it.
I'm looking forward to my mattress too.
I think you deserve a good bed. A decent night's sleep is a gift you should give yourself, well, every night!
New bed! New bed! We just did a big move and bought a new mattress after 10 years and it is SO WORTH IT.
Yep, the new bed arrived here last Saturday. Comfy and reliable! I really didn't have any comfort issues with the air mattresses I selected but got tired of the hassle.
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