Icy Smash & Crash

I went, I crashed down the slopes, crawled back to the lift, repeated. Dumb.

• Bruised knees
• Bruised buttocks
• Bruised ribs
• Aggravated concussion
• Whiplash
• Limited movement in shoulders / arms
• Limited movement in neck
• Numerous strained muscles, rotator cuff, etc.
• Down for two weeks
  

Final verdict: Take it in short slopes with snow. DO NOT use fake ice slopes. It's called momentum.