Pros And Cons of Cat As Significant Other

Sammy the Scoot

Pros:

1. Runs for door to greet me and give me some good lovin' each day when I come home

2. Soft, furry, and smells good

3. Likes fun and play

4. Appreciates serenity

5. Gives affectionate baths

6. Likes to "spoon" and cuddle

7. Uses the litter box and hides "indiscretions"
8. Easily amused
9. Entertaining
10. Purrs at my very presence

Cons:

1. Not allowed in public facilities, restaurants included -- nor has the desire

2. Not one for long walks in the park ... or most outdoor activities

3. Does not like rock concerts

4. No human communication

5. Causes loud crashes in the night

6. Hairballs
7. Moody as hell
8. Litter box
9. Lies on laptop keyboard
10. No income