Mexico Diaries (Day 1 to 3)

LESSONS I SHOULD HAVE ALREADY LEARNED DURING MY LAST TRIP TO MEXICO:

1. Do not drink the water. Really, do not even consume ice cubes.

2. Beware of the waves where water meets sand.
2a. Beware of sand getting in your swimsuit when said waves knock you over.
2b. Beware of said sand getting in your bed.

3. Bring antacids. Always -- no matter how well you feel before your trip.

4. Be aware that fluid is constantly being sucked out of your body. Your body is practically a sponge and you need to replace your lost fluids or you will faint. You are closer to the equator, duh!

5. Wear SPF70 - at least. Be sure to apply evenly and apply everywhere - otherwise, you will end up looking either like a leopard or a lobster or both.

6. Do NOT be taken in by salesmen in fake uniforms when exiting the airplane. Go directly to your travel representative or cab -- PASS GO AND DO NOT STOP. Do NOT give them money.

7. Take hat with sunglasses. Wear.

8. Let your camera lens adjust to the change in temperature and wipe any fog off lens. It's the damn humidity and makes a difference.